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For the retiree who's traded the alarm clock for a nap schedule and isn't sorry about it.\u0026lt;\/p\u0026gt;\u0026lt;h3\u0026gt;Why You'll Love It\u0026lt;\/h3\u0026gt;\u0026lt;ul\u0026gt;\u0026lt;li\u0026gt;\u0026lt;strong\u0026gt;Says it best:\u0026lt;\/strong\u0026gt; bold, punchy lettering that gets the joke across at a glance - perfect for the retiree who's earned the right to do absolutely nothing.\u0026lt;\/li\u0026gt;\u0026lt;li\u0026gt;\u0026lt;strong\u0026gt;Soft, heavyweight cotton:\u0026lt;\/strong\u0026gt; a substantial, comfortable feel that holds up wash after wash.\u0026lt;\/li\u0026gt;\u0026lt;li\u0026gt;\u0026lt;strong\u0026gt;True to size:\u0026lt;\/strong\u0026gt; runs true to size, order 1 size up if you like it loose.\u0026lt;\/li\u0026gt;\u0026lt;\/ul\u0026gt;\u0026lt;h3\u0026gt;The Details\u0026lt;\/h3\u0026gt;\u0026lt;p\u0026gt;Direct-to-garment printed artwork on a classic crew-neck tee, unisex fit. 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