Retirement Is Great, I Do Nothing And Still Need a Nap (UK)

Lightweight, soft, and responsibly made, this tee says exactly what every retiree is thinking - in bold, cheerful lettering that captures the glorious absurdity of a life well-earned. The breathable ring-spun cotton drapes casually without clinging, so it's perfect for morning coffee on the porch, a leisurely stroll, or absolutely nothing at all (which is entirely the point). The roomy crew neck and classic fit deliver all-day comfort, while the pearlized tear-away label keeps the neckline smooth from the first wear. Subtle natural flecks (on Natural color) and durable tubular knit make this shirt feel lived-in and loved - just like retirement should.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
• Tubular knit - no side seams for cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
• DTG/DTF printed artwork with pearlized tear-away label for comfort
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and compliance tested

Care instructions

• Do not dry clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colors